Dear Members:
The first meeting of the Write on Hoosiers will take place January 6, 2010 at 6:30 P.M. in the home of Katherine Flotz. For details please contact her at:
kflotz@comcast.net
The meetings at Borders will resume on January 20th at 6:30 pm. Remember that DUES are due!
So...with that said, let us now ring in the New Year and bid farewell to 2009 with a few laughs courtesy of lightbulbjokes.com (and brought to my attention by Judy Whitcomb, one of my students):
Q. How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence. They co-existed in a parallel universe, though.
Q. How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two. One to screw it almost all the way in, and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
Q. How many screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Why does it *have* to be changed?
Q. How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The first meeting of the Write on Hoosiers will take place January 6, 2010 at 6:30 P.M. in the home of Katherine Flotz. For details please contact her at:
kflotz@comcast.net
The meetings at Borders will resume on January 20th at 6:30 pm. Remember that DUES are due!
So...with that said, let us now ring in the New Year and bid farewell to 2009 with a few laughs courtesy of lightbulbjokes.com (and brought to my attention by Judy Whitcomb, one of my students):
Q. How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence. They co-existed in a parallel universe, though.
Q. How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two. One to screw it almost all the way in, and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
Q. How many screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Why does it *have* to be changed?
Q. How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two -- one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb.
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